Egypt:How Ra rises in the Day; The knowledge of the Egyptians flew into the distant future. A Frenchman named Pierre-François Bounchard found a stone, the Rosetta Stone, inscribed with hieroglyphics from Egyptian culture. The consciousnesses of the stone were revealed; where the descendants of Earth were able to learn about the magnificent culture of beauty called Egypt. Oh… Wait, look, there's another piece of Egyptian history called the Pyramids; it was employed as a symbol of royal power. Wait! Wasn't the Palace of Versailles used as a symbol of royal power for Louis XIV? Oh, by the way, the Egyptians believed they were the first to create a writing system and an alphabet and civilizations throughout history are simply basing or copying their writing system and taking the alphabet away from them. Aren't the Egyptians so full of themselves? But as Nut falls in the night, the Egyptians had 3 eras of power, which unfortunately fell just as Rome had 3 eras of power (Rome, Constantinople, Russia (Roman influences)), which also fell. Greece: The flow of time reached Greece, right? Our culture has changed and adapted, while Egyptian culture never changes. Why? Uh... take a moment to think and don't hurt yourself now... Bing, the answer is we were in a geographic @#$#$hole, we actually had no farmland. Our minds were as bright as Zeus' lightning, meaning our brains were huge and we were so full of ourselves. We decided to expose ourselves to maritime trade and business culture. Becoming a dynamite culture in the process. The realization of our ideas spread over time until the Renaissance, where it began to be known as the classic, since those Renaissance idiots can't think for themselves, they had to be inspired by us old people. . Hmm.B...... middle of paper ......tion. (Your welcome America, thanks to us, Britain taxes you more, but in the end you are free unlike us.) Nationalism, imperialism and colonialism: hail…. Greetings…. Birth of the Isms, Causing so many wars; we are so proud of ourselves. We are the Isms, we are the passion of others, (since they are so gullible and a bunch of idiots) who make everyone wake up from their eternal sleep. The little French man named Napoleon, creating the Napoleonic Code, which leads to nationalism, gives people the fever of revolution, causing them to awaken their national identity and love for their country. It leads to colonialism, causing the Seven Years. War, Britain, France and Spain fought against each other over trade and colonies. (Looks like they have it again, causing more wars over some petty rivalries. Grow up!) We are the Isms….. Passions of others….. Be proud to worship us.