Don't use cheap and overused jokes. The “damn child” comment gets no one anywhere. Groping a woman's hand, arm, ass or chest is also prohibited. If a guy is doing those things with a random girl he just met at a bar, imagine what a girl would think. I know, two words: man whore. No woman wants to be bothered like this, especially with the annoying question "can I have your number?". Chances are, if a girl were to give her number to a stranger, she would most likely block it as soon as a missed call or message appears on her cell phone. Now that the essay has come to an end, the reader now knows not to pick up a girl with a cheesy line, vulgar or annoying body language