Ever since Egaz Moni created lobotomy as an invasive surgical technique to treat certain mental illnesses, rivers of ink have flowed for and against it. At first the new therapy was enthusiastically adopted by those who wanted to get rid of headaches... that is, of course, by others: Do I have a rebellious son or daughter? Lobotomy! My niece is a little frivolous and my sister doesn't know what to do with her? Lobotomy! Is my wife very jealous? Lobotomy! My mother-in-law tortures my life? Lobotomy! In the United States, a country that always adopts everything new (if it works, it's good), between 40,000 and 50,000 surgeries have occurred. American lobotomy also had famous names such as Kennedy. Rosemary, daughter of Joseph, the founder of the clan of the same name, had the misfortune of being born with a little less intelligence than her more brilliant brothers. Her pragmatic and worthy father, unable to bear the shame, ordered this surgery for her. Poor Rosie was foolish for the rest of her long life, but the Honorable Joseph was able to devote himself calmly and carefree to his business, increased the family's financial and political power and, incidentally, cultivated torrid love affairs with actresses of Hollywood. , lobotomy began to be reviled, especially by the unsubtle practices of Walter Freeman. This animal (don't worry, please, he wasn't a doctor, so let's not insult the honorable profession) used an ice pick to perform the surgery. It was a little late for the lobotomized people, but too early for Freeman and others, who lacked time to make more money. In the end, the trendy “lobotomy” surgery and the future global solutions implied by it were sadly aborted. The progress of science has always suffered setbacks due to the corrupt system it seeks to destroy. They will waste their time, thinking that those things will change the world, while we will make the real change for our benefit. At the same time, we prevent them from knowing the true expression of freedom and, above all, the most effective ways to beneficially transform today's world. The previously proposed guidelines do not cover the full spectrum of guidance that we intend to appear in the Manual. . We expect the intelligent contribution of each of the members of our venerable Society. We understand that the "lobotomization" of future generations must be the most sacred object of our existence. We will control humanity and build a new world order, a sophisticated version of Circe's pigs, dialectically synthesizing "Brave New World" and "1984". Aldous Huxley and George Orwell will be eternally horrified and the Fates will envy us.
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